The Story of a Sister

When I wrote my older sister's story, I tried to make fun of things that she liked, disliked, and wanted to do later in life. I kknew that this might make her mad, so I added some touches that were both funny and nice comments. I think she liked the story, but would like to revise the story so that I get tied to the cactus forever.

The Story of a Sister

The Story of a Family- Part 3

There was once a girl. This girl had a weird younger brother, a younger sister, a computer programmer as a father, and a mother with a Ph.D. in Horticulture. When this girl was 16, she wanted to learn how to drive, so she took all the tests she needed to take, but always procrastinated in learning how to drive, so throughout her life, she could only use public transportation. When she was 18, she decided to become a cook, so she went to work at a fast food restaurant. After 5 years of working there, she wanted to walk to Nebraska. She did. Unfortunately, her finches started to miss her, so they flew from California to Nebraska. When the girl saw them, she thought that they were trying to attack her, so she started to run away from them. They chased her all the way to Boston. When they got to Boston, the finches caught her and flew her over the Atlantic. When they got to the other side of the Atlantic, they got so tired that they dropped the girl and fell into the ocean themselves. The girl landed on a yacht infested with suicide bombers. The girl then grabbed a sledgehammer and hit all the bombers of the edge of the ship with it. Then a rat in a toy plane landed on the boat. The rat ran below deck and a mm long spider climbed out of it. When the girl saw the spider, she started running in circles and screaming. Then the girl’s younger sister came up from below deck and started laughing at the sister she had. After three hours of laughing, the younger sister jumped overboard. Two hours after the younger sister left, an anvil fell on the spider and the sister stopped screaming and running in circles. The girl drove the boat to Australia, where she crashed on the beach. The girl searched the boat for supplies, but only found 50 sticks of dynamite, so she blew a hole through the Earth and came out in Greenland. She then found the remains of a blown-up plane and put it back together with 3 bottles of super glue. She hopped into it and tried to fly back to her home in California, but crashed in the middle of the Mojave Desert. She found her weird brother there next to a cactus and a jeep. The girl quickly tied him to the cactus and drove off in the car (This was her first time driving.). When she got to her home, she found her mother with two potatoes and a microscope. Apparently, her mother had discovered a way to keep potatoes from going bad. They decided to have a party, so the girl went down to the store, where she found her dad, but he no idea who she was, so when she got close, he ran off. She didn’t try to follow him. Instead, she just walked off and met one of her high school friends. He had become the leadership teacher at their old high school. He proposed to her, but when he did, she slapped him and walked off. She then found a playground with a swing set and swung on the swing for the rest of her life, and she was content.

Other parts of The Story of a Family will be posted later on.

Story Written in November, 2009

The Story of a Father

After writing a story for my younger sister's birthday, I found that I liked writing short stories for my family. My family, especially my dad, encouraged me to write more of them, so for every birthday, I write about a different person in the family in the stories. The next birthday after my sister's was in the next month, so I wrote this story for my dad.

The Story of a Father

The Story of a Family- Part 2

There was once a man who married a woman with a Ph.D. in horticulture. They had 3 children, two daughters and one weird son. After he had his kids, he spent all his time making a travel itinerary program. After years of working on it, he finally finished, but when he tried testing it out, the program glitched and blew up every plane on the face of the planet. He spent two years in prison for this crime. While in prison, he wrote Pride and Prejudice 2. When he got out of prison, he went and took a toy airplane and his youngest daughter’s rat and let the rat fly away in the plane. He then disowned the family duck and sent it off to the Philippines. He then decided to take a vacation from life with his weird son, so they went to Belize. They had a great time, but when they were catching a train back home, the man forgot his son. When he was home, the man read the news to find that his eldest daughter had blown a hole through the Earth, so he left his house and bought his wife two potatoes and a microscope. His wife immediately started doing tests on the potatoes. The man soon got bored with his wife doing tests, so he went for a walk. After wandering for a while, he found his younger daughter and she sucked out all of his memories and programming knowledge. She then ran off. He wandered some more, bewildered, until he got to the grocery store, where he met his eldest daughter, but he didn’t remember her, so he ran off. Afraid that she would follow him, the man ran all the way to Alaska. In Alaska, he found a small village where he settled down in and started a new life as a fisherman. After a couple of years, his son found him in the village. No longer weird, the son talked to his father, reminding his father about his whole life and on what he had missed while in Alaska. Then the son brought him back to their old home, where the man’s wife came out to greet him. The man remembered everything upon seeing his wife and the two of them lived to a nice old age and loved each other always.

The other parts of The Story of A Family will be shown later on.

This story written in September 2009.

The Story of A Young Girl

Starting at my younger sister's birthday last August, I decided to make a group of stories that are connected. The main family in the story is loosely based on my family. This first one was the first one I wrote. I didn't have a present for my sister, so the day before her birthday, I wrote this as a present.

The Story of a Young Girl

The Story of a Family- Part 1

There was once a young girl who was the daughter of a computer programmer and a mother with a PhD in horticulture. When she was eight, she dreamed of flying the seas as a flight attendant, and this dream stayed with her over time, but unfortunately, in 2016, all the planes suddenly blew up for no particular reason. Although Miriam didn’t get her dream job, she looked to the future instead of dwelling on the past and hopped on the next train to Canada where she worked the next seven years for a potato farmer. For these seven years, she stayed in contact with all her family except her weird brother who had written her a small story for her ninth birthday instead of buying her something fancy. She stopped working on potato farm after seven years because she got a letter from Barrack Obama saying that he wanted to meet her, so she said goodbye to all her potato farming friends and took a bus to Washington D.C., but once on the bus, she was tied up and gagged, finding out that the bus was filled with Somalian pirates trying to start a ponzi scheme. After tying her up, the pirates threw the girl into the bus’s cargo area and drove off. When they took her out, she found herself in front of the Hagia Sophia in Turkey. The pirates dragged her in and sold her to some veteran suicide bombers. The bombers took her to a yacht and sailed off on there way to the Antarctic, but when they reached the Atlantic, Miriam’s trusty pet rat flew in on a toy airplane and set her free. The girl was so happy that she threw the rat up in the air where he got stuck on a piece of used gum. The girl then went on deck to find her sister being terrorized by a millimeter long spider, but the girl just sat, laughing at the arachnophobe sister she had. After three hours of this, she jumped overboard and swam across the Atlantic to Belize, where she found her weird brother wandering confusingly on the beach. She quickly tied him to a near by pole and left him there. She then got in touch with an old friend named Lippuner. She then hijacked a car and drove to Nashville, where she started a band with Lippuner. After2 years of being in a band and ten hours of blogging, she went to New York and jumped from the Empire State Building to Big Ben where she set the clock back three hours, messing up all of London. She then drove to the Philippines, where her family fed her so much that she looked like a hippo, but then her trusty duck stuck a pin in her, thus deflating her. The girl then went and absorbed all the programming knowledge right out of his head and became a horticulturist. She then met a man named Name and they married that afternoon. They had twenty-eight children and adopted five more, and live confusingly ever after.

Other parts of The Story of A Family will be written later on.

This Story Written in July 2009